UNITED STATES

The Parkway at 35 miles an hour, the way it was designed. Two weeks, the towns worth a night, the porches worth an afternoon, and the barbecue worth an argument.

Not where the pretty places are, but when. Every spot with the hour the light works, where to park in the dark, and what happens when the fog wins.

Built for church and men's retreats: quiet places big enough to gather, hikes that work for mixed fitness, lodging that sleeps twenty, and food that feeds them.

Highway 1 from a van: where you can legally park overnight, where the free showers are, water fill-ups, and the pullouts worth staying awake for.

A full Southwest loop planned for a 32-foot rig: every length limit, every dump station, every grade we would not take again, and the boondocking spots that fit a family.

All five Utah parks at a pace that works with small kids: short hikes with big payoffs, shade at midday, and where to find a real bed when the tent stops being fun.

Fourteen days, three crown-jewel parks, one route with minimal backtracking. The trip people plan for years, already planned.